Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
wanna fuck?
Liam says:
I do
Liam says:
whos offering 
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
i am baby
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
i'm lubed up and ready to go
Liam says:
hello gregs housemat/friend
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
no no it's greg
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
really
Liam says:
My friend play this game too
Liam says:
tho usually its just "im gay lol"
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
no no it;s really me
Liam says:
They aren't very creative
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
i'm sick of fking ashley in a dressed like a bunny
Liam says:
ashley in a dressed like a bunny?
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
shit
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
minus the in a
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
it's tiring
Liam says:
you're a furry?
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
i dun just want ashley to go down the rabbit hole
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
if you get me
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
oh yeah
Liam says:
is the rabbit hole your anus?
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
yeah
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
duh
Liam says:
thats hawt
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
its an alice in wonderland reference
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
lucky i dun want you for your smarts
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
just your oilled up body
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
oiled
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
with lots of oil
Liam says:
it is rather sexy
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
it is
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
come over
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
and explore my orifices
Liam says:
wait for me naked on the porch, on my way
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
sweet
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
bring anal plugs
Liam says:
mines in 24/7 baby
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
not for long
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
soon it'll be me in there baby
Liam says:
hawt
Liam says:
www.meatspin.com
Liam says:
to keep you warm

Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
wanna fuck?
Dubsy loves Steph says:
sure why not cowboy
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
sweet
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
cum ova
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
i'll giv you a good time baby
Dubsy loves Steph says:
oh I need one of those
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
do you have any costumes?
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
i wanna do it with an astronaut
Dubsy loves Steph says:
I'll take you to the moon
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
oh yeah baby
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
i wanna ride your rocket
Dubsy loves Steph says:
I prefer to call it an astro train
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
even more erotic
Boxer - I like going to the dollar store better.. it's more casual, I don't have to get dressed up like when I go to Wal-mart. says:
man i'm getting all steamy just thinkin about it
Dubsy loves Steph says:
alright I'll be over in a minute

Hmmm, I'd post something here about lyfe if my brain wasn't so boned from my recent sleeping patterns.

Well anyway, here's a video that legitimately amazed me. I really do have new found respect for pianists. Dragonforce have nothing on said musicians.



(note: Dragonforce are a poor example of good guitar work, but I ain't gonna put Hendrix in any form of negative light)

To whom it may concern,

I am Boxer, I say I have awesome guns, but really I don't. But I like to get together with Holzen, and we rub baby oil on each other squealing and saying 'OOOOH TICKLISH!' Then we cuddle for a few hours.

And then we get in our furries costumes and make out as kitten men.

That is all.

The meaning of life is...

I have weird cheese forming in the orifices of my body.

Oh god, I didn't know they made this many different TV series.

Also: Dexter and Jonathan Creek are awesome.

OK, first things first. I'm really really drunk right now.

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= good indication of my sobriety, can't even type the subject properly. This pretty much means I'm in the mood to right an essay of an LJ right now.

K first things first: description of my day:
Hawthorn wins for the first time since 1991, I am over the moon. You couldn't wipe the smile off my face since 4:00pm this afternoon. I watched said game at the chalk. I wish I kept a tally of how many bogan hawthorn supporters I hugged, all of which had 1-2 missing teeth and a rats tail, I'd think at least 9. YAY TEAM. I doubt anyone cares about my love of this entertainging game which we haven't won a premiership in since 1991, so I'll move on.

I came home earlier than I probably should have. Why? because I am sick of going out. Clubs bore the shit out of me, I have honestly given up on even trying nowadays. The only time I ever feel depressed is after a failed opportunity, which seems to happen rather often when I put on my beer goggles. It may sound lame but I need to find a girl I can trust, and I'm willing to wait a few years for one to come along. Especially one that finds my f****** retarded sense of humour:

(Whats the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? the taste)

eh, anyways, It all don't matter, I'm on a high from the afl win + alcohol. (I swear I have warn out my backspace from pressing it so much). Also, 2 things I wanted to mention:

Edit after post: forgot to mention I'm gonna sound like an arrogant prick for this bit, but i'm sure you'll live.

1: I got kicked out of a club for being "too drunk" apparently I needed to sober up for 1/2 an hour. That is the biggest fucking bullshit excuse I have ever heard in my life. I was faaar less drunk than I am now with 3 other guys, more underdressed than I was at the time. And some arsewhipe of a bouncer wouldn't let me into the mustang. OK. Here is the part of the LJ where I sound like an arrogant prick: Fuck you bouncer guy, I don'y say fuck very often, but I make an exception for this case, you are worse than the shit that I scrape from my shoe. My brother and his friends went in line in front of me, I hung back, adding more credit to my phone account. I showed him my ID, got told to sober up for 1/2 an hour. At that point there was so much I wanted to say, but decided the passive approach would prove I wasn't going to cuase trouble. BS, that didn't work, 15 minutes later he wouldn't let me in. I got my brother to get his friends and move to another club with me out of principle, but Here's what I should of said to that tiny wanged wanker, who will be working outside a club every friday/saturday of his life: What do you think about the current situation RE: the american economy atm. Do you believe this 700Bn bailout package proposed by the bush administration is a good idea? I mean, It's practically giving the larger investment banks another layer of insurance, but they kinda deserve whatever difficulties they find themselves in. I mean, after creating the CDO instruments and giving the upper tranche a AAA credit rating, surely the market needed to take A hit to show that a free market is only really effective in theory... (pretend I ramble on for about 20 minutes because I easly could, but I don't wanna scare away the 1.5 people who still read my LJ.) Anyways, bouncers suck, and if you get the chance to avoid the mustang, please do (out of principle).

I'm pretty sure I stopped paragraph/point #1 midway through a point, but i'll move on.
2. Hmm, what was I planing on saying here?
shit, that last paragraph drained too much mental capacity from me, I feel brain dead. /oh wait
Scrolling up leads me to believe I wanted to mention the current situation with Julian (he seems to be a constant source of storys). Ok, First, I must say something that actually does make me think my problems are insignificant/whiney. Julian's gf has been diagnosed with a brain leakage (of blood) and has been given 2 years to live. She's mopey, he's mopey and I'm mopey, hence why I'm about to change the subject. Story #2 = I love the stones corner neighborhood. About two nights ago our next door neighbors lost their dog. Queue 2 hours of calling out the dogs name. After getting f***** pissed at such a pointless endevour, someone in our street must have called the cops. They came. They left. We got blamed for said call. Now, I wasn't home at the time, so Julian copped about 5 mins of abuse before closing all front windows/doors. Queue crazy bogan lady screaming at abuse in out back friggan yard. He cracked it pretty soon after, screamed a few explicitdeleteds and called the cops. All was good for the rest of the day.

2am 2 nights ago:
IIIIIIII CALLED MY FAMLEEEEEEEEEE
THAY JUST LAAAAAAAAAAGHED
THEY LAAAAAAAAAAAAGHED
YOU FUCKS
YOU FUCKS
FUCK YOU
*CALLS DOGS NAME*
*CALLS DOGS NAME*
*CALLS DOGS NAME*
*CALLS DOGS NAME*
*CALLS DOGS NAME*
*CALLS DOGS NAME*
FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM
YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM
YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM
*CALLS DOGS NAME*
*CALLS DOGS NAME*
*CALLS DOGS NAME*


etc. you get the point. I think Julian raged back on our houses behalf at some point.

Anyways I got woken up, I got a shit nights sleep , and I can't think of a way to finish this story. I'mma gonna end it here saying my neighbors piss me off.

As you can see I haven't posted in a while so there is quite a bit on my mind (so much more than has been said here). If you are reading this sentence, I thank you, joo sir, are a champion.

That is all,

Boxer out.

So I don't think I've written one of these in a while, I don't even think I've done an aftermath-of-moving-out post. Hmmm, maybe this shall be it.

I'm actually loving it: meeting new people (in part due to the fact that I ain't living in Cleveland no more), learning to cook, living with some pretty shweet people, living close to the city/work etc. Hell, I don't even think I've been remotely depressed since I moved out. but I mean, there really isn't all that much to talk about on this site when you aren't prepared to whine about lyfe. Eh, I'll just descend into a rambling story about yesterday that doesn't really go anywhere.

Went shopping with 2 of my housemates, that was fine (Jokes were made in the condom section and good times were had by all). Then they decided to let me cook fish. Yes, that's right, they left me in charge of something that involves fire. As it turns out, breadcrumbs.. kinda.. burn when you spill them on the pan, and turn into that black bubbling goo that smells oh so good. Buuuuut enough about my failed attempt to make fish (or what turned into about 50 different pieces of crumbed fish). I, naturally, gobbled down the delicious flavors of... caramelized crumbed fish pretty damn quickly (before the others really started) and then proceeded to wash up.

I got to about the 5th plate, when I start to hear this odd sound coming from the dinner table. Kind of like the sound you would expect a mad scientist strangling an overweight Walrus to make. Yes my friends, Julian had once again found something so funny that he was laughing and wheezing at the same time. The very same cackle he made when he found out I fell out of a window when I was a kid. I was about to go and check on him (making sure my food didn't give him a seizure or something) when I hear Fiona (Buffy fan roommate) scream "YOU'RE FUCKING DISGUSTING JULIAN" and storm of angrily to her room.

Now I was curious.

I walk into the next room to see Julian multitasking at the dinner table. Fork in one hand, wanky little mac in the other. And just what was playing on this computer? why yes, that's correct, he was watching Church of fudge. Not only did he voluntarily choose to watch said video, but he also casually kept eating his dinner as poo went all over the German Nun's face.

I live with some weird sorts.

In other news, I think you people have desensitized me to shit (literally) like that. I watched it without even flinching.

In other news, I'm thinking about having a housewarming in the near future, just gotta get off my arse and organize it. You can all meet the maths geeks I work with.

What else should I say?
EEEEEVVVVERYONE IS [a] GAAAAAAAAAAAY




Edit:
- .: JuLج:. - .:Ĵ Ĵ Ŵħīţě:. - kgo supertend says:
i dont think its a real nun / preist

http://notallmine.net/cam.asp

My message: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

**** I'm a nerd.

Edit: I did do the obligatory penis joke too (Borrowed the trusty "MY PENIS TELLS ME TO DESTROY" from Ash. I also had a good chortle at "The wall colour is the colour of vaginas").

I'm tired, but good ol' Mr headache is telling me I can't sleep.

I opened up this window while waiting for the panadol to kick in.

So hear it comes...


( I suggest you ignore this )

Anyone got a towel? I think I made a mess.


Still haven't found out if the future roommates are fine with a largish housewarming party, so the event is still tentative at this stage. One of the guys I work with really wants to DJ, and the rest are relatively keen to attend. It's practically organizing itself.

jenny says:
tax refund before colonial income is $1879. It should
be a bit more with the colonial imp cr.

Jenny = my mum/Accountant's name.

Feel free to make a mum joke.... now.

In other news:
Julz says:
k - we've just got a form here for you to sign so we can put
you on the lese
Julz says:
lease*

still don't have a definite date yet though as:
Boxer - @Work says:
got a date that the other girl is leaving?
Julz says:
not 100% sure yet
Julz says:
she went to tamworth for a funeral

Beck - Modern Guilt



I'd write a whole buncha stuff here, but I really cbf. The verbal diarrhea will spew from my LJ one of these days...

Detailed instructions on how to have a nap

I know most of you have sleeping patterns as shit as me, so it's worth the read. Naps are awesome anyways.

Well, here's a bunch of shit that can be done at some point in the future, it seems that the only way that me organizing things works is if I pose an idea and a whole bunch of people are keen. So I'm just gonna write down things here and one may eventually get organized at some point in the future.

- Attempt #2 at making normal and/or chocolate pizzas when Ashley gets over his "is it just me or does my arse look big" stage. What a douche.

- I think I have a trivial pursuit game somewhere in this house, or there are plenty of clubs that serve alcohol AND have trivia :D

- I may be moving out at some point in the near future. Apparently one of them housewarming shindigs are a must.

- I haven't been bowling in years, but last time someone attempted to organize that it.. kinda.. fizzled.

- Anyone been to see something at the globe? I get curious sometimes (If someone makes a gay joke, I'mma gonna cry).

- There is that boat that's sitting outside my house.. but.. you know.. winter and all.

- I can't think of much else

In other news I'm really really scared. I'm up to the start of season 2 of house. This is slowly turning into a soap. Why am I watching a soap? Ugh, once you start on these things you can't stop. NOooooOoO escape. And why does hot girl lady like old hairy angry guy?

I am loving having an ipod again for the walk back to the station. I wonder if anyone is a little creeped out the weird guy headbanging and playing air drums in the middle of Stones Corner (ftr, it was to Roller-coaster of Love - RHCP).

Apparently there is no video for this anyways (sadface).

Ah, so THAT'S why everyone hates sambucca.

The goon prolly didn't help.


: /

So I was relatively depressed today over the state of my social/sex life. A whole weekend of nothing to look forward to.

This probably wasn't helped by the fact that I was wading through Pink Floyd's depressing (but very, very good) discography. The wall is alot better than I was expecting. But anyways, about an hour ago I decided to punish my body a li'l with the trusty 5k jog.

Then this came on...

*power metal/fan made video warning*



Needless to say it got me sprinting and happy again.

Then a nice little acoustic cover of eye of the tiger came on. There is no better running music.

and finally, good ol' cake.





I want a girl, with good dividends




I take comfort in the fact that I'm prolly the fittest I've ever been, and have tried and will always try and do what I believe to be the right/moral thing to do.

ROSS NOBLE AT 6:30 TOMMOROW AT SOUTH BANK. I'LL HAVE MY PHONE ON ME AND BE ON MSN ALL DAY SO I CAN TELL YOU WHAT PUB WE ARE AT WHEN YOU ARRIVE (I DON'T KNOW THE PUBS WELL ENOUGH TO CHOOSE ONE). SHOW STARTS AT 8.

I'VE PROLLY FORGOTTEN DETAILS IN THIS HASTILY WRITTEN SUMMARY.

KGO.